The biscuits had finally cooled down But, the stew was still too hot to eat So, he decided to risk it and drown The bread in the roux and let his tongue Decide victory or defeat….. He smiled, as the burning traveled down his
throat His host was in yearning, and she deserved
the gloat She sighed in relief, and laid her house
rule… As if it was a joke… If you want to look cool, take your ass
outside a smoke But, the dinner guests sat patiently Even though their nicotine was calling They wanted to know about this man Hastily, they judged him obscene and
appalling He was twenty years their junior To this grey and wrinkled crew His chiseled care free appearance Could have him confused for a wise twenty
two He took a sip from his beer And sat it slowly on the table Should he scare them with his stories and
fables? This mans’ life was everything they
considered to fear Accepting him…would they be able? So, he cleared his voice and said… “You may be wondering why that I’m here.” “Why did I walk away for decades and…
Oh me oh my, I see lights in the sky Is it for my demise or to enlighten my third eye? Should I dare to stand and stare or should I be scared? Who and where should I share this or should I stay solitaire? Did they come from outer space or underground facilities? The latter’s a possibility from my governments’ abilities
This is no joke and I’m not a comedian You must choose a side and step off the median
Alien nations planning our obliteration Killing rebellion forces that try to face them Sniping off Greys and blowing up Reptilians I get a fulfilling feeling when I’m out killing them Healing our extinction and taking back our freedom Never bow down to please them and feed them
There is no reason why we can’t freeze them This is war motherfucker! I declare open season
I’m my brothers’ keeper with a street sweeper Inspiring you to be meaner When you’re firing your heat seeker. Load up the six shooter and take the shottie off the shelf The gun store’s full of looters, taking all the wealt…
When I was a youngster....
Exploring ancient structures
Life in general was pretty freaking awesome!
Finding hiding places in dumpsters
Being hunted by jungle monsters
When I was caught, I would play possum in their cardboard dungeons
But then one day, when I was at my friends house drinking cool aid...
He asked me if I wanted to see something really cool....
First, he made sure that his dad was away, and when he was sure everything was
He took me down the hallway, to his fathers room.....
He pulled out a box from under the bed
"It's locked, but don't worry." is what my friend said
"I know where he keeps the key."
He dug through his dads socks, but then bumped his head
I laughed, and kicked my stupid friend in the knee.
But then, out of no where, the magic key appearded
And the secret container was finally opened...
My jaw dropped as I was standing there
While my butt sucked up my underwear
I was staring at my first uzi sub machine gun
My friend nu…